Sunday, December 26, 2010

Difference of FRIENDS and BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. 
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?” 
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. 
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, “you will die in Seven days…” (Note, if you don’t understand this, watch The Ring. Then watch The Ring 2. Then watch Ringu.) 
FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall. 
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, dumb ass?” 
FRIENDS: Help you find your prince. 
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and brings him to you. 
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying. 
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, “Ha Ha, Loser!” 
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. 
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. 
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. 
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. 
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. 
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, “Run, fucker, run!” 
FRIENDS: Will help you move. 
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. 
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. 
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!” 
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail again 
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN!” we messed up! 
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. 
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food. 
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. 
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! 
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. 
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. 
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. 
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial. 
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. 
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.” 
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. 
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story… 
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. 
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you 
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. 
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.” 
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. 
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. 
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) 
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. 
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough. 
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste! 
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.


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